Missing Bike Flyer – No Reward – Extremely Viral Email

My friend sent me an e-mail to let me know that someone was missing a bike. Okay, so this isn’t a normal text e-mail you would get, but it’s so funny I had to share it. No lie, I truly LOL’ed loudly in public when I read this!!

If my bike was stolen, I probably would have been upset too, but I probably wouldn’t have been as creative as this person. They put up signs all over the place just to let the person know how much they care about the situation. I’m not too sure how upset they were about losing the bike in particular, but it seems like they were more upset that someone performed the act of stealing.

Missing Bike Poster - No Reward

Missing Bike - No Reward

Here’s what they wrote with out the picture of the bike… Of course the picture is better!

MISSING!!!

(DRAWN FROM MEMORY. MAY NOT BE TO SCALE.)

[Picture of bike. Measurement of front wheel] }20 INCHES

MY BIKE WAS STOLEN FROM MY FRONT LAWN LAST WEEK. IT WAS A ONE-SPEED BIKE WITH A SKULL FLAG AND A LIGHTNING BOLT ON IT. THE LIGHTNING BOLT AND FLAG MAY HAVE BEEN REMOVED. THIS BIKE WAS BRAND NEW FROM THE STORE.

NO REWARD

I DON’T EVEN WANT THIS BIKE BACK. I JUST MADE THESE FLYERS TO TELL YOU THAT I HATE YOU, BIKE THIEF. I HOPE YOU RIDE MY BIKE WITHOUT A HELMET AND GET HIT BY A MONSTER TRUCK. I HOPE MY BIKE TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL.

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